Smart has the plans, stupid has the stories.

vajewna:

guys are 300% hotter when they’re wearing a tux

laugh-all-night:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”